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The Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap

The Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap

Regular price $9.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $9.95 USD
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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.

  • At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military
  • Size: 10 oz bar

Model Info

Our owner, Ali, is a normal size large top and 14/15 bottom.

Ali's mom, Sonia, is normally a size medium and 8/10 in bottoms.

Shipping & Returns

Items usually ship within 2-3 business days.

We accept returns for store credit within 14 days.

Care Instructions

We recommend you don't dry any of our clothing pieces.

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